Pick-up lines make me laugh.
They are ridiculous, lame, absurd and inane.
(Sometimes a little smart. But those are extremely rare)
They are funny nonetheless.
So annoyingly funny I laugh at them a lot.
I give out a loud ridiculous HAHAHAHAHAHA which is followed by
a few uncontrolled super-embarrassing snorts or grunts.
Yeah.
But before you think pick-up line are used AT ME...?
NO. NO NO NO.
In fact, I don't remember that last time I get them.
Nah.
I am hardly the hottest girl in the room.
I do not have asses that stop the traffic. Duh!
Well, I obviously do have asses.
I have big asses actually.
They are just heavy.
They do not attract pick-up lines.
Well, okay.
Enough of those.
Point is, I just want to share some of the
pick-up lines I find most foolish but also amusing!
Enjoy!
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1) Hi, my name is Justin. Just in credible.
2) Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?
3) Hey babe, can I have your number?
I think they look better in my pocket than in your head.
4) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
5) Do you raise chicken? Coz you certainly raised my cock!
(Number 5 makes me puke and laugh the hardest)
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And I found from the internet some interesting ways
for women to respond to pick-up lines too! Funny!
1) Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Oh really? If I could, I would put F and U together.
2) Guy : Does beauty runs in your family?
Girl : Obviously not in yours!
3) Guy:So baby, your place or mine?
Girl: Both. I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours.
4) Guy: What is it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Girl: What is it like being the biggest liar on Earth?
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LOL!!!
:D
Ahh.. Is it hot in here? Or it is just you? ;)
They are ridiculous, lame, absurd and inane.
(Sometimes a little smart. But those are extremely rare)
They are funny nonetheless.
So annoyingly funny I laugh at them a lot.
I give out a loud ridiculous HAHAHAHAHAHA which is followed by
a few uncontrolled super-embarrassing snorts or grunts.
Yeah.
But before you think pick-up line are used AT ME...?
NO. NO NO NO.
In fact, I don't remember that last time I get them.
Nah.
I am hardly the hottest girl in the room.
I do not have asses that stop the traffic. Duh!
Well, I obviously do have asses.
I have big asses actually.
They are just heavy.
They do not attract pick-up lines.
Well, okay.
Enough of those.
Point is, I just want to share some of the
pick-up lines I find most foolish but also amusing!
Enjoy!
----------------------------------------------
1) Hi, my name is Justin. Just in credible.
2) Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?
3) Hey babe, can I have your number?
I think they look better in my pocket than in your head.
4) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
5) Do you raise chicken? Coz you certainly raised my cock!
(Number 5 makes me puke and laugh the hardest)
-------------------------------------------------------------
And I found from the internet some interesting ways
for women to respond to pick-up lines too! Funny!
1) Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Oh really? If I could, I would put F and U together.
2) Guy : Does beauty runs in your family?
Girl : Obviously not in yours!
3) Guy:So baby, your place or mine?
Girl: Both. I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours.
4) Guy: What is it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Girl: What is it like being the biggest liar on Earth?
------------------------------------------
LOL!!!
:D
Ahh.. Is it hot in here? Or it is just you? ;)
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