OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!

KRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been supporting him since the day he flashed his guitar and keyboard playing skills!!!

And not to forget that megawatt smile and down-to-earth personality!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

I don't give a damn if I sound like those giggling teenagers who root for Kris because he is cute so freaking cute so so freaking cute yadda yadda!!!!

I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!

All I know is...............HE WON!!!!!!!

HE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:D :D :D

Sure, Adam Lambert is awesome (and that would be an understatement) and I love that guy too. But Kris thoroughly deserve to win!

I despise it when people don't give Kris enough credit. It's one thing to say Adam is better and another to say Kris doesn't deserve to win.

He can't sing? He is more of your conventional whole package thingy as compared to Adam?

He is from the southern part of the USA and thus can garner more votes? Gokey fans vote for him? Blahhhh who cares. He WON. It's all fair and it's all as square.

HAHAHAHAHAH KRISSSSSSSSSS!!

CONGRATS KRISSS!!

Get raw!

Miss Says!

I flooded your cellphone last night with messages.

Too excited.

Three-days-two-nights.

Nice cute chalets.

Not the ones socialites and celebrities will be staying at obviously.

Perhaps not even 3-star material.

Hardly even "starable" to think about it.

But all we need is the sun, the sea, each other and some hot tanned beach dudes!

Fun raw adventure is what you and I wish for.

Not aroma theraphy spa's or bathtubs as shiny as my forehead, right?

You know, real connection with nature. Ahh how awesome.

We want to get dirty.

Get raw.

Right?

Get raw.

Oh sexy stuff.

I deserve...

...a kick on my ass.

I see a man driving a hot new BMW, and I think, "Wow, he must be a successful rich loaded man".

And I see a woman driving an equally hot car. No prize for guessing right. I think "Lucky bitch, her husband must be rich!".

How can I be thinking like this! Of all people, me who believes in all things girl-power.

I am not a feminist but I've always fight and argued and justify anything and everything for the fairer sex. The world is. I am one of the millions of educated confident happy women in the world who believes. The female population is aware, in fact much more than just aware. We have done it.

We are good at playing the man's game now. Sometimes I think, we are even better then them playing their game. There are plenty of woman out there who have been there, done that, and live to tell their succes stories.

And yet.

That was the first thought that went through my mind.

Guilty as charged.

Sights (not insights)

These pictures are already uploaded in Facebook (Thanks Sharon darl!) ,

but what the heck!

Me in my clubbing dress. All filled with sequins.

Please, DO NOT note that I am the shortest.

Nevermind that I was the only one wearing high heels. HAHA.

Welcome to Charky Airways! Coffee or tea?

Airhostess gone wild!

With the two hotties.

:D

Tong tong chiangggg! Gonggg Xiiiii Faaaa Chaiiiiiiiii!

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

My name is Jaryn and I am 5 this year. (READ: Born in 1987, but I consider myself 5 for now) This is my first letter to you. I am not sure if you'll ever read this, because people tell me you are just a myth. Even Wikipedia. But I know there is no fault in having a little hope and faith.
You are the man everyone loves and adores, and I am no exception. You bring joy to the world, making all of us smile, young to old. And you have to know...


Dear Santa...

I have been good this year - all year. Err okay, maybe..just maybe, I've had my naughty times, but they were all good innocent naughty, not very naughty naughty.
Santa, you know what I mean right? I know you do, so you know I have been nice..

Dear Santa...

I look forward to Christmas because the malls will be filled with Christmas decorations.
The lights are so pretty. They make me tickled-pink. The twinkling lights makes me grin and beam.
I tell people I like the shopping part, well I do. But Santa, you know I am not that much into shopping after all. It is the Christmas spirit itself that I love.
The holiday mood, family members and friends spending time together. I prefer this part more, you know...


Dear Santa...

A letter to you would not be complete without my own wish list, isn't it? Teehee.
I want...

• My family to always be happy and healthy.
  
• To do well in my studies and to graduate next year.
• To have all my amazing friends by my side, always also!
  
• For everyone to love, love and love!
  

Dear Santa...

I know my wish list is corny somewhat. But I mean it.
So Santa, please remember to give me the above four.
Thank youuuuuuuu...


Dear Santa...

Merry Christmas in advance. Please do take care when you travel around in your sleigh. Also, send my best wishes to all your cute elves.
And most importantly, thank you for showing me the meaning of sharing and giving...



P.S: Just so you know, I was very much inclined to include a laptop, a pair of Levi's, shoes (SHOES!!!), a trip to Bali and a hot new boyfriend (who else better to visit Bali with) in my wish list................................hmmm.... HO HO HO!



Lots of love,
Jaryn

If you've been wondering....

:D :D

(Though quite an unrealistic one)

I miss you

Dear Mr. Exercise,

I miss you, my love.
I miss all the dates we had. Everyday without fail.
And I miss how much I yearn to see you.

And you naughty, you always made me perspire like mad ;)

It is good to have you back.
I almost forgot how amazing you made me feel.
Thank god it was only almost.

You have no idea how much I regret dumping you. How dumb of me.
I am sorry. I mean it. Please do accept my apology.
I feel sorry for myself as well because my act of not keeping you only made me feel lazy and fat.

I am feeling sorry no more.
I am going to welcome you back with open arms.

Finally my love, I am feeling it all again.

Oh you make me feel damn good. DAMN good, damn it.


My love, you rock, do you know?


I will DO YOU (LOL!) everyday, you have my words.



Sealed with a kiss,
Jaryn



(I think it was very obvious, but just in case, I was talking about exercising. Yeah.)

Stupidity pays its price

If only I was not so freaking dumb three years ago....

If only...





Bu it is too late now. A little too late.
There are no second chances sometimes...



Or are there?

betui-betui suka

I just have to.
I cannot resist it.
The urge.
It's too strong.

The feeling?
It's way too good.
Damn best ok.



When I see them.
I just want to own them all.

ALL.

ALL ALSO I WANT, CAN?


And yes, I am talking about shoes of course.

My super eleven

I want my own Fendi Baguette bag.

I am very sure it will make me very very, very happy.

But these designer purses and clutches can wait.


Now, all I need is...
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Plenty of United shirts / jerseys!


I have eleven of them now, and I want eleven thousand more!

I can never get enough of them!

Before you look at the picture below,
there are a few things that I would like to say.
Read what I have to say first, no cheating!

LOL.

1) Football issues and the stupid-he-wana-leave-United crap aside,
I am going to admit that I drool over Cristiano Ronaldo a lot.
Like any reasonable reasonable young lady, I think he is HOT.


2) I do not (I repeat, I DO NOT) favour him any better than the other United players.
I love them all the same.
I was a United fanatic wayyyyyyyy before I even know who he is.


3) The picture is for mere fun.
And hopefully some good laughs. I just have to share this with all of you.

Here it is..
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We made an eye-contact!
Eye-contact!
See it??

HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Pimp my pimples!

Pimples.
They like to be funny and pop out in the most strategic spots.


Like, right in the middle of my cheek.
Or right above my lips.

(Attention-seeking pimples!)

Sometimes, they try to be VERY funny. So they emerge on BOTH spots.

Like now.

Two cute pimples manifesting on my face.
Enjoying themselves. As if they are on a weekend getaway to Tioman.

Heh.

Just hope they don't try to be SUPER very funny and make a debut on my NOSE!

Tioman is good enough, they can just dream on about going to Maldives ok!


LOL!

Yum.

Look at that naughty little big grin!

Is there any hotline that I can conveniently call at any time
to order a deliciously hot Jonathan Rhys Meyers ?

And he will be sent to me in a huge gift box wrapped
in a pink and red wrapping paper with heart shape designs.


:)
:)
:)

Do let me know.
Thanks.

Lipstick!

I crave for a new lipstick.

Bold red.
Light pink.
Soft orange with glitters. Without glitters.

Any colour.

Any lipstick.

Any brand.

I just crave for a new one.

I know.

It's kinda weird. For me at least.

Because when I crave for something,
it's usually shoes and mostly food.

But never make-ups. What more lipstick.
(Does a person even ever crave for new make-ups?)

I do not even put on my lipstick every day.


I do only when I go for wedding dinners. Or parties.
Or when I am in the mood.


Haha.

But truth is, I do not need a new one.

I have at least four already.

Yeah.

I definitely do not need a new one.
(Until I get my salary that is)

I get cranky if I don't do these!

The things I gota do everyday besides the usual eating, sleeping etc.

1) Read the newspaper
Some people look for food first thing in the morning,
some people turn on their laptop.
Me?
I have to get my hands on the newspaper.
If I walk out of from my room still looking groggy searching here
and there for something, my parents automatically tell me where the newspaper is.
I get very frustrated if I can't find it. Be warned.


2) Wash my hair
I HAVE to do it everyday,
or my hair gets as oily as the char koay teow you just had yesterday.


3) Watch the television
The television is probably one of the best inventions ever.
Thank you Vladimir Kosma Zworykin and Philo Taylor Farnsworth,
two inventors of modern television.
Thank you so very much.
My life is would have been miserable but for the television.

4) Come online
Facebooking. Blogging. Read blogs. Manutd.com. Read news (Politics.Sports.Entertainment)


5) Move my bowels
Yeah. Shitting, that is. I shit every single day.
I feel like I can't walk properly if I don't do it, you know?
Oh well I think you don't give a shit about my shitting schedule anyway.


6)Learn a new word
I open my dictionary, randomly select a word,
and write it on my white board.
And then try to remember that word, of course.


7)Drink at least 1.5 liters of water
I drink water all the time. It keeps me awake.
Like coffee, but without the caffeine.


8) Kiss both my parents goodnight.
Two kisses a day keeps the the worries at bay!
Yeah. I know, it's the sweetest thing :)


9)Daydream
It's nice to daydream you know.
You have full control of the storyline.
The tall-dark-and-handsome-French-dude or
that cute-dimpled-and-fair-Japanese guy?
If you daydream, you get to have BOTH.


10) Go to the gym and sweat it all off!
Hurrayyyyy!


:)

:)

:)


Okay. Number 10 is not true. I cheated.
I just want to make the list look healthy.
Haha.
I do not go to the gym everyday.
NOT ANYMORE at least.
Whatever happened to the gym-going me.

Boundless

I packed my bag for my short trip to KL tomorrow.
It is just a three-day trip.

But my luggage?

They are as huge as a truck!


Like everyone else, I bring clothes, towel, shampoo,

toothpaste, a deck of card ;) and stuffs.

But it certainly feels like I am carrying some rocks, a television set and hundreds of 10kg dumbells!

Seriously.

I have no idea why.



So.

I’ll be away for the next three days.
No blogging for me until Monday!

I know you’ll miss me!

:)

I am not drowsy

The mood I am in : Laughing. Is this even a mood? Who cares. HAHAHA.

The book I am reading : Angels & Demons by Dan Brown

The CD playing in my radio now : James Morrison’s Undiscovered.

The fruit I am eating : Buah Langsat. LOL.

The food I am craving : Sushi. Argh. You know how it feels.

The drink I am wanting : Kopitiam’s kopi peng. Extra-KAO.

The movie I am loving : Pixar’s Wall-E

The cake I stored in the fridge and might eat after 11pm : Jenny’s Chocolate Cheese. WTF.

The word I find amusing as of now : Buah Langsat

(That’s 2 words eh. Ah whatever)

The food I just discovered : Roti sardin tambah pisang. Heh heh heh.

The show I am following on Starworld: Ugly Betty. Henry Grubstick is sexyyy!

The one thing I can’t wait to know : Whether United is buying a new striker. And who.

The things I am looking forward to : My short trip to KL; to go back to college; the Redbox outing with Spring Darling next week.

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P.S: Thanks for the great night, Jia & Sui!

I'm pretty sure the synchronized swimmers did not "thiu kha kin"!

If they did, I will be laughing until I suffocate.

Happy ever after!

Think about this.

lWhat if the prince decided not to find Cinderella after she left him on that starry starry night.

Or that her shoes did not fall off?

And he could not track her down.

k

What if he gave up when she actually still think of him every day?

j

And they did not meet for the rest of their lives.

Not having the chance to test their love.

g

As a prince, of course, he found a new princess.

And poor Cinderella, she just stayed home, did the same old chores.

Eh?

Not very romantic?

Too sad?

Pathetic?

Yeah.

Let’s just stick to the happy-ever-after-with-Cinderella-in-the-story version.

I like this version better.

I am sure u do too.

To happily-ever-after, CHEERS! ;)

Shaken or stirred?

Weekends.

You gotta love them!


They are like;

A big loud Metallica concert.
A grandiose Celine Dion show.
A fancy Pussycat Dolls performance.

Whichever is your beloved type.

Myself?

I like them all just as much.

Sometimes I like my weekends to be loud and bold.
Sometimes I love it the laid-back style.
Most of the time, I prefer a bit of both.


Weekends come once every FIVE DAYS ok!
That is like 120 hours!

I’ll be an ass if I don’t to enjoy them.
LOL.

It does not have to be a road-trip with my gang or some fancy birthday party.

I’ll just make myself a cup of hot milo and go on a Nip/Tuck marathon!
Hot surgeons, you know!
Makes my weekend straight away!


Well for this weekend, I do not need any hot doctors on my TV because;

I have a prom night to attend. Whoohoo!

I get to spend time with my nephew and niece.

(Bought my nephew a UNITED jersey btw. Wakakakakakaka!)

Looking forward to Chong Wei’s match against Lin Dan. C’mon!!!!

And of course……

UNITED vs Newcastle on Sunday night!
The new season has begun!!!

Weekends.

They rock big time!

I am excited!

I am having a BBQ party tonight, with my cousin sisters and brothers.
I am of course, very excited. With so much food, fun and more fun awaiting, it is crazy not to be excited.

However,

BBQ = 60kg of chicken +100 packs of sausages + 100 pounds of lamb + 69 kg of beef


Which means; after tonight,

Jaryn's weight = 10 mother elephants + 5 baby elephants + 6 cows + 3 whales + 3 lions put together



I am excited. I am going to be so many things at one time.