Late night chats with friends..

...........can be rather confusing even when they are not being so.

:)

Jaryn: So how's work?

Friend : So boring. Wana seep ade.

Jaryn : Oh..me too. Gona sleep soon. Tomorrow got class.

Friend : Er...

Jaryn : Waittttt. Obviously you meant your work right!

Kiss me, honey honey kiss me!

(Found this at a United forum online.)

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I say, it's worth some laugh-out-louds too!

:D

Just remember, darling.

I'll give the scenario below 0.000000001 out of 10 on the those-lil-everyday-fun-things-that-I-do scale.

:)

The Dude on the speaker thingy of Air Itam's McD Drive-Thru : Hello good evening. How can I help you?

Jaryn : Hey you!

The Dude on the speaker thingy of Air Itam's McD Drive-Thru : Hi, what can I do for you?

Jaryn: Hehehe, what's your name?

The Dude on the speaker thingy of Air Itam's McD Drive-Thru : ?!

(He was giggling, I was sure!)

Jaryn : I'll have the four-piece nuggets, please. Btw, can you see me as I am talking to this machine here?

Heh.

You don't wana know that ones which are 5 points and above.

100 Things About Jaryn - Part Five

The final 20 facts on the final day of 2008!

Enjoy!

:)

1) I heart Vitagen. All flavours.

2) In fact, I am drinking one right now. The orange flavour one :)

3) I have some hearing problems. Buzzing sound on both ears. It is more serious on the right side though. Do forgive me if I always go "Huh?".

4) I like laksa. Both asam as well as lemak.

5) I am currently using Motorola handphone.

6) I have trouble doing the butterfly style when I swim. I do the stroke twice, and I sink. LOL.

7) If I have to choose one part of my face which I can change, it'll be my nose.

8) But of course, not that I do not like mine now. It's cute as button.

9) I don't like emo-emo stuffs.

10) Just be happy already! :)

11) Shit, I am so so tempted to cheat.

12) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. :D :D

13) When I say I love shoes, I mean HEELS. Not flats, no sandals, no pumps. I only want HEELS.

Maybe I should be more specific next time.

14) I wish I can sing well. Like Celion Dion well.

15) I love KFC.

16) I have never been to Chilli's.

17) But I frequent TGIF.

18) Do you know that OSIM is located near TGIF in Queensbay?

And OSIM stands for Oh Shit It's Monday! HAHAHA.

19) I had a great 2008.

20) I hope and wish that 2009 be a year just as great, if not greater.

So long 2008...and HAPPY 2009!

100 Things About Jaryn - Part Four

Hellloooooo!!!

I still owe you guys this!

I know I have given myself until 31 December to complete this task, and though I am clearly cheating my way through this, nevertheless you'll want to read the last two parts!!

The clock is ticking as I type this. 2009 is fast approaching, like the slide of the water theme parks. You know they go fast, but you do not know exactly how fast it could really go until you are done with it. Get it? Hah.

Anyways, here you go, another 20 things.

1) I have been ordering Iced Milo at McDonalds for the past three times that I was there.

Errrr, stupid right, because I can drink milo at home, and one glass of

Iced Milo costs RM3 plus ++ in McDonalds. Soexpensivewtf.

2) I just cut my fringe. Everyone (Err, two person so far but I'll just bundarkan to everyone) says I look like Cleopatra. WhichmeansIlookhotlahwtf!

3) I need a new pendrive. Should have included this in my X'mas list to Santa.

4) Hmm, not that it would be of any difference. No hot new boyfriend or any new shoes this x'mas. The letter got lost somewhere and did not reach the Santa? Hmmmph.

5)Am I cheating again?

6) HAHAHA I think I am!

7) Whoohoooo this is fun.

8) I want to go fishing!! But doubt I will go anytime soon :(

9) I also love hiking. Anybody? Let's go Moongate or BJ!

10) I make kickass mashed potato's.

11) I make kickass Maggi Mee too. HAHAHAHA :D

12) I love Adam Sandler movies. All except for You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

13) Speaking of which, I want to watch Bedtime Stories! Ask me out to watch this movie!

14) I want to marry a footballer. You know, one who earns 120,000 pounds per week. Hahadreamon!

15) I am addicted to Doreamon's theme song. Ang ang angggggggggg!

16) I am also addicted to the song called "The Thing You Do" by The Wonders.

17) Now, here comes the good one.

18) Ready? (HAHAHAH CHEATER ME!)

19) I went clubbing. SHITWTF right. My first time. SS. On Boxing Day.

20) Well, if you ask, I'd say it was fun. I had fun dancing my night away.

But it was way too smoky, and my ears are still 85.6 percent deaf until now.

Doubt I will be going clubbing anytime soon.

I'll stick to mamak's and cafe's, thank you very much.

See you soon!

Jaryn goes to her computer to blog

Oh I love playing charades.
During parties, get-togethers , road-trips etc.

We had to come out with the most creative ideas ever.

I remember during the annual New Year's Eve parties I have had in my house, we got so involved, you have no idea to which extent we will act the object out.

The rule of the game is like this : The sentence contains SOMEONE goes to SOMEWHERE to do SOMETHING. So it is WHO, WHERE and WHAT.

For example: Jaryn goes to Penang Bridge to play Uno.

I tell you, we went nuts. It was crazy, it was fun, it was freaking awesome.
We came up with the most ridiculous sentences ever.

We even had sentences like, Pamela Anderson goes to KLCC to do the tango.

Okay, Pamela Anderson was relatively easy, as her prized-assets were not a problem to "act" out. KLCC was easy as well. And tango was obviously easy. You just act out the dance, and the guessers would have guessed it!

It is mind-boggling and best played when the objects are abstract!

Say... Parameswara goes to Sarawak Bumi Kenyalang to comprehend the Chemistry equation.

HAHAHAHA. Hard eh? Now, this one is considered quite easy already. As long as we know who Parameswara is, there will always be a way to act it out somehow.


Imagine we get a name like Giuseppe Averani (an Italian jurist and naturalist). A name who is not as common as Britney Spears or Kenny Sia.

You'll do starjumps, climb sofa's, show your middle finger, dirty-dance. Anything. Anything at all to achieve your target and make your friends guess the words correctly.


The result : LAWAK!! Saya suka!!!

This game is fun, it makes us laugh, it makes us think, it requires both mental and physical strengths. This game is the best party game ever!


Anyone want to play charades with meeeee?

Call me, ok ok ok?

100 Things about Jaryn - Part Three

:)

1) I have been buying CLEO every month for the past two years or so.

2) I keep them ALL in my room, and they gather gallons and gallons of dusts.

3) I am craving to play football now!!!

4) I want to paint my room red. And some purple.

5) I miss Wallace.

6) I miss Chloe.

7) I should be studying, instead of the frequent partying.

8) I can be quite dirty-minded. (Ok la, VERY dirty-minded) HAHAHA.

9)I am addicted to Facebook.

10) I do not have Friendster though.

11) Shit this is hard :(

12) Damn I am cheating AGAIN. Sorrryyy.

13) I love keropok lekor.

14) I used to think Rooney is ugly, but I was SO WRONG. I now think he is HOT.

15) I am still craving to play football!

16) Or futsal. Anybody!?? Please bring me!

17) I love to just chill. Pour some ice-water into a champagne glass, pretend it's real champagne and enjoy the night.

18) When United won the double last season, I highlighted my hair with strands of reds.

19) If they had won the Treble, I would have to run around Kayu naked.

20) If United wins the quadruple this season, I will dye my hair RED. The whole head. HOT RED.


:)

100 Things about Jaryn - Part Two

:)


1) I drive manual.

2) And I drive manual pretty well.

3) Very well in fact.

4) I love theme parks.

5) I love roller coasters.

6) I have been on Genting's Space Shot for at least 50 times already. Yeah baby.

7) Like any other girls, I am in love with shoes.

8) The last time I counted, I had 27 handbags. Wheeee!

9) I love nasi kandar.

10) I love sushi.

11) I love Coffee Bean.

12) I am obsessed with brushing my teeth.

13) I floss. Do you? You better!

14) My room is filled with United posters. LOL. Nothing so surprising here huh.

15) I think I have nice handwriting.

16) I love doing nothing.

17) But I also love doing many things.

18) This is getting more and more abstract.

19) Damn I don't even know what I am talking about.

20) Thank goodness I reach No.20!


:)

No pain no gain?

Awful!

Menstrual pain + Gastric pain = Pain in the ass so someone please just bite me!!!!


Moto Moto, come come, seduce me with your hot hippo moves!


Please?

;)

100 Things about Jaryn - Part One

Kok Quin told me it's a tradition that in occasion of a blog's 100th post, the blogger will list out 100 random things about themselves.

One hundred GA GA BOOM things about me. That's a tough assignment.
But I am going to the preserve the tradition.
Besides, I love this blogging about random stuffs thing because it can be such a lazy way to blog but yet very exciting at the same time.
(As I am explained in the previous post, I am dividing it into 5 parts)


Pointless Random Things About Jaryn, Part One.

1) My favourite colour is RED. It used to be baby blue during my Justin Timberlake days.

2) I love Peel Fresh.

3) I love History.

4) I am fascinated by the studies of the Cold War.

5) I hate Mathematics. Especially Additional Mathematics. WHAT ALGEBRA. REALLY.
TELL ME. WHAT ALGEBRA.

6) I know I am funny.

7) I know you know I am funny.

8) I can swim 100 laps non-stop. Yes really.

9) I cannot do the Hula Hoop dance thingy.

10) I am a clear-case Banana, but I am proud to be a Chinese.

11) I am proud to be a Chinese, but I am a clear-case Banana.

12) Nevertheless, I am fine with the fact that I am a Banana.

13) But I am not proud that I am fine with the fact that I am a Banana.

14) I love pisang goreng.

15) I love Banana cake.

16) Actually, I am really into Banana's.

17) By now, you should know I am going Banana's already.

18) I have trouble spelling chocolate. I always have to double check if I get the spelling right. DON'T ASK WHY.

19) But I have NO trouble whatsoever eating chocolates.

20) I sing and dance to myself in my bedroom a lot.


(TO BE CONTINUED)

MOVE IT!

I do not think I will be able to complete my "100 things about Jaryn" post in schedule as I am really kinda sorta extremely busy, so I am going to slightly cheat and will divide the 100 into 5, thus separating them into 5 different posts, spread over the remainder of November and December. That's 20 things per post, and you'll get 5 of these kinds of posts.

HAHAHA. That's like an explanation to some Form Four Physics question.
Anyways, you'll be getting plenty of me :)


With that said, I'll start the first 20 in the next post.


Until then, I like to MOVE IT MOVE IT!
Please go watch Madagascar 2,people!

We all need a sweet fun heart-warming movie like this one after all the darkness in The Dark Knight, the too-little-too-serious Quantum of Solace, and the so-high-school-DUH-it's-high-school-musical-LAH High School Musical 3!

Besides, I thought I laugh a bit like Gloria the Hippo.

:)

Where goes the smile!

At times, my attempts to look funny in pictures turned out to be quite scary.

Instead of looking funny, I look rather grim.

Hmmph.



Here, three of the hundreds of pieces of evidences available; laid down for scrutiny.

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Dangggg!

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See? See? Scary or not?
Bet you just jumped off your chair!

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Gahhhh!!


But I guess these pictures are cool afterall.

:)

Happy Halloween!!
Wheeeeee!

Goodnight!

I only slept two hours last night all thanks to European football.

(LOL, do not roll your eyes!)

But it was worth it of course.
Watching United play.
You know by heart it is such a great drug for me.
I just get very excited and very happy. And very very high.

United won 3-0 by the way :)


Walau bagaimanapun...

Two hours of sleep per day is definitely not enough for a person like me.
This is because I love sleeping. It is a joy to be able to sleep. And I am blessed with the talent to sleep very well and very long.

And I have this habit going on for years now.
Whenever I lost a few hours of sleep,
I make sure I take my revenge and sleep back the hours I lost.

You know what I mean right.
HAHAHA. Do you do that yourself?



With that said, I am now going to stop all my Internet activities, shut down my PC, head to my room, lay my fat-but-cute ass on my BED, and then, SLEEEEEEP!

Goodnight goodnight!

Btw Wallace and Chloe, you cannot read this yet,
but I miss you both too much. Sobs. You both sleep tight too like your Aunt Jaryn okie!
Ah goo goo! MUAH MUAH!

For you to know

Apparently...


A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.

And a rhinoceros's horn is made of hair.

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.




Damn it this is totally pointless.

I've been tagged.

I lost my blog-is-being-tagged virginity! Finally.

HAHAHAHA.. as in tagged-by-fellow-blogger tagged.

Thanks Kok Quin! I have always secretly hoped to be tagged.

Instructions: Remove 1 question (any from below) and add in a personal question, make it a total of 19 questions. Then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. What are your nicknames?

Good albeit age-old question. I am Kuih Talam, Kuih Teow Th’ng, Ko Kuih, Charky Leng, Aunty Mary, TampukLeng, Jumboleng, BibahBoob, Jelly Kuih. You get the idea. Anything that has got to do with Kuih-muih’s and boobs.

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Spend time with my family and friends. Nothing beats that.


3. What is your favourite football team?
(HAHAHAHA, this is the question I add in! And yes I am trying to be funny here.)
Manchester United.

4. Is there someone in your heart right now?
Yes. (But guys, I am very much single and available, LOL. So guys, come and make my knees go weak!)


5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Absolutely not. As much as I want to believe that I can, it’s just not realistic.


6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
My family.

7. What do you feel like doing right now?
Shop!

8. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Give me the craziest rollercoasters anytime, but confess to him? Hell no.

9. List out 3 goods points of the person who tagged you!
Kok Quin is smart, artistic and funny!

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Filial piety, smart, witty, educated, fun, down-to-earth, funny, independent, and I erm, need another 300 pages. Yes, seriously.

11. What are the things that will make you think that he/she is bad?
Not respecting his or her own parents and not loving his or her own family.

12. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
LAKSA!!

13. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Happy :D :D

14. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
My gluttony ways. HAHAHA. I hope I can be more careful with what I eat.

15. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Very successful in all aspects of life and very happy and assured, and able to give my parents the best of everything.

16. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
I am all sugar and spice, and really really nice.

17. If you can bring only one thing along with you to another world, what would it be?
I don’t understand the question. Pass. (Can I even do this, LOL!)

18. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Honestly, sometimes. But only sometimes.

19. If there were no restrictions, what will your biggest dream be?
WOW…to have double of Bill Gates have in his bank account(s).

I am tagging only one person. Hehe..it's Sharon, XOXOXOXOXO LOL!

P.S: United beat WBA 4-0 last night! Whooohooo!

camwhore coasters!

In case you have not already noticed because you were hibernating for the last 5 years,

us girls (yes even 21-year-olds) love to camwhore, and we are not ashamed of it.

So why do we adore taking our own pictures?

The reason is simple, because we are pretty and cute and hot.
And we want to capture our beauty!
DUH.
I was half-kidding.


So, we camwhore in bedrooms...


In the bathroom, with the reflections of mirrors...

In boutiques and shopping complexes...

And many other places, well any other places actually!

But I recently acquired a new skill.
I brought cam-whoring to a whole new level.
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I camwhore while I ride rollercoasters!!

Mind you, I take the shots during the scary times ok.
It's dangerously awesome.

I am awesome.
HAHAHA.

And no, I did not berani membuta-tuli!
I was sure I would NOT drop a sweat.

From the amount of times I went on those rides over the past few years, I simply just was not afraid of the rides anymore!

Do not try this at home!

Dr Footie

Sorry.
I went AWOL yesterday. Was sick.
Vommited.
Laosai-ed.

Food poisoning I suppose.
I did not see the doctor.
Just slept the entire day.


Yesterday, I had to skip the Red Box session with my SGGS friends.
Damn.

And I was still too weak to go for dimsum this morning with another group of SGGS friends.
Another damn.


I do feel better now.
Thank goodness.

But my head still feels a little light.
Like, it's floating buoyantly, skipping from one cloud to another, lol.


My legs are stubbornly wobbly just yet.
But they'll come back strong.
And before you know it, I will be back partying around town! Whoohooo!


It's weekend again, and United will be playing against Blackburn.

Rooney and Scholes will be out.
Berbatov will be striking it up with Tevez.
As usual, I can't wait.

If there is any medication that can cure my indisposition, it's definitely seeing United players play astoundingly phenomenal football.
Or the anticipation of it.
:)

Ahh bed...

Tired.


Bloated.



Tired.

I need some rest.

For now, all I need is my bed.

(But I won't mind a bit if I have to share it with Jonathan-oh-here-I-go-again-about-his-eyes-Rhys-Meyers!)

Before you look at the picture below,
there are a few things that I would like to say.
Read what I have to say first, no cheating!

LOL.

1) Football issues and the stupid-he-wana-leave-United crap aside,
I am going to admit that I drool over Cristiano Ronaldo a lot.
Like any reasonable reasonable young lady, I think he is HOT.


2) I do not (I repeat, I DO NOT) favour him any better than the other United players.
I love them all the same.
I was a United fanatic wayyyyyyyy before I even know who he is.


3) The picture is for mere fun.
And hopefully some good laughs. I just have to share this with all of you.

Here it is..
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We made an eye-contact!
Eye-contact!
See it??

HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

:)

Just in case you haven't noticed, I always make stupid faces when I take pictures.


I smile a lot in pictures too of course, but I also make cranky stick-tongue-out-eyes-go-inside-out-cheeks-blown-out-of-proportion facial expressions.

It's like, my hobby.

And I think it's a fun hobby.

You should try it!