Once upon a Saturday

I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE GASTRIC PAIN!

The pain, it is so notorious that it makes you want to just take a hammer and knock yourself unconscious.

And if the hammer fails to do that, I will swallow it amiss.

I will chew it.

I do not care if I am acting like a slipshod, I will swallow it the way I swallow those sticks of satay.


I do not even know how the hell I could get the pain because I DID EAT! I ALWAYS EAT!
The gastric juices of my stomach was a lot more naughtier today and that got me bed-ridden since 4pm. I could feel some pain during lunch at Gurney Plaza, but figured it would get better after I take some medication.

MANA TAU, IT GOT WORSE.

Walk also wrong, sit also wrong, stand also wrong.
So I decided to lie down.

And even that was such a tough act.
I tried rolling up like a ball. I tried sleeping face-up, face-down, face-side, and even face-kemek, nothing worked.

But thank goodness the pain disappeared, and I am painless enough to be here typing this.


Actually, besides this unfortunate gastric pain event, I actually had a GREAT DAY!
I participated in a bowling competition organised by the law society of my college.

IT WAS SO FUN!!

And Gurney after bowling was just was joyful!
Sony had some roadshow in Gurney and they had this BIG BEAUTIFUL STAGE right in the middle of the main area ground floor.

My friends and I, being fun-loving people as usual, went to sit on the stairs leading up to the stage, just for fun.

And guess what, the SONY people took our pictures with their new cyber-shot Skinny T, and printed the pictures out for us!

There were SEVEN of us, so I playfully asked them to print SEVEN copies so we could all have one each. GUESS WHAT, THEY DID!
FOR FREEEEE! FREEEE!
Everyone knows I love free stuffs. HAHAHAHA.

It was so sweet of them.
I could not stop grinning ok :D


More of it

I feel liberated. I breathe heavily. I feel the air brushing against my face. I feel in control of my muscle, my limbs, my body. Even my mind. I gasp for air, and more air. I lift my feet up. I push myself forward. At times I just want to stop, but I know I will regret it. So I push myself harder. And harder.


I feel it. The sweat starts to drip down. I feel hot. Literally. It is like every ounce of fat in me is burning, and they are burning good. I can feel my blood pumping, too.


Oh just how I wish the whole world can feel this.

100 Things about Jaryn - Part Two

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1) I drive manual.

2) And I drive manual pretty well.

3) Very well in fact.

4) I love theme parks.

5) I love roller coasters.

6) I have been on Genting's Space Shot for at least 50 times already. Yeah baby.

7) Like any other girls, I am in love with shoes.

8) The last time I counted, I had 27 handbags. Wheeee!

9) I love nasi kandar.

10) I love sushi.

11) I love Coffee Bean.

12) I am obsessed with brushing my teeth.

13) I floss. Do you? You better!

14) My room is filled with United posters. LOL. Nothing so surprising here huh.

15) I think I have nice handwriting.

16) I love doing nothing.

17) But I also love doing many things.

18) This is getting more and more abstract.

19) Damn I don't even know what I am talking about.

20) Thank goodness I reach No.20!


:)

Up next!

Aston Villa vs Manchester United

Aston Villa is easily everyone's second favourite team (but not mine, as I opt for Sunderland and sometimes West Ham or Spurs, LOL), mainly for the great attacking football they play and their impressive run in the league thus far.

They beat Arsenal last weekend, so that's an alarm, but only quite, LOL.


Pain-killers for my stomach cramp? Forget the drugs.
Tomorrow's dosage of football will cure the pain in an instant.



P.S: Tomorrow marks exactly one month of me getting hitched back with my hot exotic Mr Exercise. I have been DOING him every day for the past one month.
Man I think I am addicted to him.

But this is one sexy addiction that needs no rehab! :)




No pain no gain?

Awful!

Menstrual pain + Gastric pain = Pain in the ass so someone please just bite me!!!!


Moto Moto, come come, seduce me with your hot hippo moves!


Please?

;)

100 Things about Jaryn - Part One

Kok Quin told me it's a tradition that in occasion of a blog's 100th post, the blogger will list out 100 random things about themselves.

One hundred GA GA BOOM things about me. That's a tough assignment.
But I am going to the preserve the tradition.
Besides, I love this blogging about random stuffs thing because it can be such a lazy way to blog but yet very exciting at the same time.
(As I am explained in the previous post, I am dividing it into 5 parts)


Pointless Random Things About Jaryn, Part One.

1) My favourite colour is RED. It used to be baby blue during my Justin Timberlake days.

2) I love Peel Fresh.

3) I love History.

4) I am fascinated by the studies of the Cold War.

5) I hate Mathematics. Especially Additional Mathematics. WHAT ALGEBRA. REALLY.
TELL ME. WHAT ALGEBRA.

6) I know I am funny.

7) I know you know I am funny.

8) I can swim 100 laps non-stop. Yes really.

9) I cannot do the Hula Hoop dance thingy.

10) I am a clear-case Banana, but I am proud to be a Chinese.

11) I am proud to be a Chinese, but I am a clear-case Banana.

12) Nevertheless, I am fine with the fact that I am a Banana.

13) But I am not proud that I am fine with the fact that I am a Banana.

14) I love pisang goreng.

15) I love Banana cake.

16) Actually, I am really into Banana's.

17) By now, you should know I am going Banana's already.

18) I have trouble spelling chocolate. I always have to double check if I get the spelling right. DON'T ASK WHY.

19) But I have NO trouble whatsoever eating chocolates.

20) I sing and dance to myself in my bedroom a lot.


(TO BE CONTINUED)

MOVE IT!

I do not think I will be able to complete my "100 things about Jaryn" post in schedule as I am really kinda sorta extremely busy, so I am going to slightly cheat and will divide the 100 into 5, thus separating them into 5 different posts, spread over the remainder of November and December. That's 20 things per post, and you'll get 5 of these kinds of posts.

HAHAHA. That's like an explanation to some Form Four Physics question.
Anyways, you'll be getting plenty of me :)


With that said, I'll start the first 20 in the next post.


Until then, I like to MOVE IT MOVE IT!

Please go watch Madagascar 2,people!

We all need a sweet fun heart-warming movie like this one after all the darkness in The Dark Knight, the too-little-too-serious Quantum of Solace, and the so-high-school-DUH-it's-high-school-musical-LAH High School Musical 3!

Besides, I thought I laugh a bit like Gloria the Hippo.

:)


Happy Birthday Andy!


Happy 21st!
Welcome to the club! Whoohoo!

Hurry come back! We are gonna partay!



P.S: I am working on my "100 random things about Jaryn" post in occasion of my blog reaching its 100th post. It might take awhile before I am done. 100 things! I am cracking my head. Bear with me.


Beyond the X's and the O's

Sometimes I want to relive my childhood.

It did not really struck me until my sister just told me the other day that I had one of the best childhoods ever, and I could not agree more.

I visited Indonesia before I even turned three.
Hong Kong when I was five.
Australia when I was eight.
Hawaii and the Philippines when I was eleven.
Not to mention the many KL-Genting-Malacca, Thailand and Singapore trips in between and subsequently.

All the travelling in jet planes. How Hollywood, LOL.
But these are just icing on the cake of course.


It is the every day love and tender loving care that I get.

Mom was and still is (forever will be) the best mom ever. The superwoman who is always there for me and my siblings. She is the meaning of unconditional love!

My father.. oh words cannot even begin to describe how much I love him and just how much he means to me.

Both my parents have provided me with such an amazing environment to grow up in.
Perfect in every way, non of which I would ever change.
We exchange hugs and kisses all the time, even now.



For everything that I have today, I have them to thank for.
Thanks Mom and Father, for everything. I love you both.




(Btw, this is the 100th post on the blog! Whoohoooo! )

Sorrrry!

Hey loves!

Hope you missed me! My apologies for the non-updating, I have been so busy with college and having fun at the same time that by the time I reach home, all I think of is sleep (like a big fat pig!).

I am still very much alive and kicking, and so is this blog.


Stay tuned.

And remember, United is the best! WAHAHAHAHAHA.
What Sir Alex Ferguson said of United's loss to Arsenal:


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"Sometimes you just have to hold your hands up and say 'if you're going to get beaten, just make sure it's someone who's going to play football', and Arsenal played good football at times. Not as dangerous as us in attacking play, but they got the goals that mattered."

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Losing, but not being a sore loser...that's United :)

Rain drops

United lost to Arsenal.

I was in SP for the weekend, so I watched the match in the mamak alone.
And after the game, while driving home, it rained.
The sky was pouring, crying on behalf of me.

Ahh what a right mood.
How painful.

Losing is obviously difficult.


But damn, I love United.

All the way baby. All the f*cking way.


Called in

Oooh.

*footgasm*

I cannot wait for the game against Arsenal this Saturday.

A game that comes at the perfectly scary timing;
when both teams cannot afford to lose points.


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Until the kick-off,
Do you know what makes me love this team so much?

Some of the players are such jokers!
Look at Anderson and Ronaldo below!


Both doing some samba dance during training, LOL!


OBAMA WON!

I am a fan of this charming gentleman, so I am pouring myself a glass of champagne tonight.

As an avid fan of politics (home or elsewhere), I have been following this Election since the beginning.
It's bittersweet for me now that America have finally elected their new leader.
(Bitter because no more Palin-lookalikes humour to entertain me!
Or maybe there still will be?)


I watched the video of Obama's winning speech a few times, trying to digest it all in.
What a speech. What a victory. It has been a long long journey.
It was the USA's election surely, not Malaysia's,
but nobody escapes from this eventful moment in time.

Being a Malaysian, where our country is multiracial, I cannot help but give out a wide grin knowing that the President of the USA is an African American.
A simple glimmer of hope indeed.
Will Malaysia ever have a Chinese or Indian PM?
Or a woman PM?
I promise I will pour myself the whole freaking bottle of champagne if one of these becomes reality.


It was a victory for the Americans, yes.
But it was also for mankind in general in some ways.

This is not the end, but the beginning.
Obama now begins his journey where not only the Americans, but the WORLD - will be waiting, looking, and hoping.


P.S: Do go to BBC.co.uk to read more in-depth intelligent articles about this election! And do not miss out on his winning speech.


Alexi Tanni!

Bimbo Boy!

I owe you this, I think? LOL.

A post written specially for you. ABOUT YOU. Ish!!


Here, some pictures we took last year before you head off to Auckland and Tasmania,
leaving me all alone in Penang.




See you on the 15th!

There are too many things that we are going to do!
Hurrrrry come back!

And again, please stop being so bimbo!
(Though you know I love you so much for it)





Tuna-Banana!

As you have seen in the post before this, I am trying to eat healthy.
I am obviously no nutritionist, I simply just try my best.


I will do so whenever I have the chance and time;
which will usually be when I am home.

I am also trying to look for more variety to the meals,
so that I won't get bored.

Do give me some ideas if you have any! :)

I made myself a Tuna-Banana Sandwich just now.
It was easy to prepare, and I tell you, this one is very delicious!!!



The sandwich contains;

  • Some tuna flakes (Mixed with mayo, but only one small teaspoon to taste)
  • One banana (Squashed)
  • Tomatoes (Finely chopped)
  • Two slices of whole-grain bread



YUMMMMMM!
The banana gives the sandwich some sweet taste, which is good for my sweet cravings.




The sandwich is enjoyed with a glass of hot milo! (without condensed milk or sugar, LOL)


Perfect!




What pasta????

I am trying to eat healthy!

Look what I made myself for dinner last night!
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Some brocolli's, hard-boiled eggs, whole-grain bread and lots of cherry tomatoes.


HAHAHA.


YUMMYYYYYYY! (well, kinda)


Match report


Final score: United 4 - 3 Hull City

Oh mannnnnnnnnnnn.

My heart stopped beating again just now ok, especially the last 20 minutes of the match.

United was leading 4-1 at the 57th minute, and when you lead by this margin, you are quite certain of the full three points to be able to relax a bit.

But of course, football will always be football. *footgasm!*

Mendy of Hull made it 4-2 at the 69th minute.

Okayyyyy. Fine.
4-2.
Just keep the freaking possession.
Just freaking hang on!

Then, Geovanni scored another goal at the 82nd minute
to make it 4-3!!!!

F*CKKKKKKKK!
What the!!!!!!!!!!!


To leak three goals while playing at home is something that we MUST not do!
And it was all due to unforced errors! NO NO NO!


Sure, we played some superb attacking football and I am SURE we had 9 million shots on target, but what is with the sloppy play after leading 4-1?


This is never the way to play, not when we call ourselves Champions of England and Europe.
And we all saw the heroics of Tottenham coming from behind to share points with Arsenal, this must not repeat here.


Thank goodness, United made it and the game ended 4-3.
By the time the match ended, I was unconscious already. Totally pengsan due to the excessive scares I experienced.

Ultimately, it is the three points that matters in the end.
But due credit to Hull definitely. Hats of to Phil Brown and his fighting men.


Another three points (And a me losing my heartbeat).
Celtic next!