My super eleven

I want my own Fendi Baguette bag.

I am very sure it will make me very very, very happy.

But these designer purses and clutches can wait.


Now, all I need is...
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Plenty of United shirts / jerseys!


I have eleven of them now, and I want eleven thousand more!

I can never get enough of them!




I was so exhausted,
I could very well be lying down on the dirty pathway
by some streets like a Blattella asahinai being squashed
dead and flat.


But luckily my fat ass found its way home safely.


P.S: I will be away for the weekend, so no updates until I'm back.
Again, I know you'll miss me. XOXO!


Fly away

Sometimes when I swim, I imagine that I am flying.

As I spread my arms to push my body forward in the water,
I make believe that I am actually spreading my wings in the blue sky over the clouds.

It feels so liberating.

I feel like I am Superman.

Ahh bed...

Tired.


Bloated.



Tired.

I need some rest.

For now, all I need is my bed.

(But I won't mind a bit if I have to share it with Jonathan-oh-here-I-go-again-about-his-eyes-Rhys-Meyers!)

Match report

Chelsea 1 - 1 United
Park Ji-Sung put United ahead with his goal until Kalou equalised with a set-piece.

Here is what I think.

1)Berbatov could have done so so much better, but he is new to the team. He needs time. I just can't help to wonder just how much time, though.

2)So was rooney, I felt he was just out of his game. Lost some possesions. Could not control the ball well. He worked his ass off as usual, but it just wasn't his day.

3) Ronaldo obviously just recovered and did not played as well as he did in the Villarreal game.

4) Captain Neville was okay considering he just got back from the year-long injury. Glad to see him back. You know, he brings so much influence to the team.
But he was kind of slow as compared to Wes Brown.

5) Ferdinand, Evra and Evans were great. Kudos to Evans for not showing any jitters in such a big match like this.

6) Hargreaves did not quite play his best too, in my opinion.

7) And Tevez Tevez, where art thou!! Why didn't you play?
You would have provided us the X-factor that we lacked in front.


We played well and I thought to get 3 points would have been very very possible until...
United lost a bit of the flow in the middle of the game!

And Scholes had to be substituted because he might be given a second yellow card??
I thought he was so vital to our midfield flow and bringing him out was a loss.
When Ronaldo came in, I hoped he would give the jest like he did on Wednesday night. But he did not quite do that this time.

Chelsea's goal was..ARGH!
Could have been prevented if not for Rooney's foul.
(Not that I'm blaming Rooney)

I guess it all depends on perspective.

One point gained in Stamford Bridge is not something to be complained of.
And besides, there are signs of improvements here and there.
But we needed the 3 points quite badly, and very very sadly,
we got just one.

With that said, now for the corny part.
The journey in the premiership a long one, full of obstacles like these.
But we stay strong, we always do!!!!


To quote the cliche:

The league is a marathon - not a sprint


Birthday love!

It's the 21st of September 2008!

Happy Birthday, Damien!
It's such pleasure having you as my buddy.

Thank you for always pranking me and making me angry. Hehe.
I wish you lots of happiness and joy!

See you next week!


And also....



Happy Birthday to my dearest sister and best friend,
the ever-so-beautiful Janice!

You are the best. Ever.

I love you, always always always!

Battle of the beasts

Another mouth-watering, saliva-dripping match awaits us this weekend.

It's Chelsea vs UNITED, at Stamford Bridge.

United have not been scoring a lot of goals lately, and
Chelsea have been firing in plenty.
Gasp!
So the odds are stacked against United this time.

But it will definitely be a match not to be missed, looking the the intense rivalry between the two since Roman Abramovich took over the London club,
and the fact that United beat Chelsea in Moscow back in May..over penalties!

Prepare yourself for lots of attacking football.
You might get what is probably the best football played by arguably two of the best teams in the world.


Please, do not miss it for the world!

And please, support United!
Hahahaha, thank you thank you!


Btw, I found this on the internet, it's hilarious!!!
I did not come up with this. So do not give me the credit.
To the person whom edited this pic, whoever you are, you are a genius!





P.S: Jarryd, have a safe journey on your jet plane to UK.
All the very best!
Hope Hull does well this season and stays in the Premiership, haha.
I'll claim my meals from you when you get home.

Just for Jia!


That's me & Oh-I-love-her-dearly Jia Ying.

This is for you, Jia.

All the best in Leeds.
You just left Malaysia, but I can't wait to see you already.

Go to the stadiums and watch some football on my behalf ok!

You know we all miss you, sweetie!


0-0

United 0- 0 Villarreal

The score might seem boring to you.

But let me tell you, the match is FAR from boring.

No goals scored. Never mind.

The football I just saw.
Oh. Ohhh.

Such spectacular football by United.
Such pleasure to see them play.

Oh how I love football.
Oh you have absolutely no idea.

*multiple footgasm*

Ohh.

Ohh.

:)

P.S : Tevez was awesome.
Evra was superb as usual.
Rooney was just so damn hardworking, I feel like hugging him and never let him go.
And. Ronaldo? He is back, ya hear.

Midnight joy

Champions of Europe 2007/2008

European football is back!


United, the reigning European Champions will start their odyssey with a group match against Villarreal.


If you find your sleep being disrupted in the middle of the night, precisely from 2.30am to 4.30am Malaysian time, there is a big possibility that it might be me getting carried away while cheering my team on.

My sincerest apologies in advance.


Letting my heart soar, heh!

This is it.
Final year.
Freaking final year.

If there is anything I want to do or prove, it is now.
I am going to work hard this time around.
Of course, I am going to play hard too.

But I am going to make sure I work just as hard, not if harder.

Exam isn't until May 2009, but I have certain things that I need to prove to myself.

I am capable of achieving what I want.
Heck I am sure I am capable of achieving more than what I want.

We all do.
But only if we are willing to fight for it.


I did not fight hard for my Year Two.

Preparing for my Year Two was like preparing to attend a prom.
It was complete, but just not exactly.

I bought a new dress, but not a new pair of shoes, thinking the old pair ought to do it.
The day finally arrived.
I permed my hair.
I dressed up, only to realise that the dress I bought did not
match the colour of the shoes.

I applied the foundation, the eyeshadow, the eye-liner, the mascara, the lipstick.
But I forgot the blusher and I didn't exactly learn the proper way to apply the foundation.
So I went to the prom not totally prepared.
I went to the prom having known I did not apply my make-ups in the best way, and having known that if I have tried to learn how to apply them better,
I would have looked so much prettier.



I just did not put in all my heart.

I studied my ass off when exams were approaching for sure, but I know deep inside, my ass didn't exactly come off.
You know what I mean?

I could have studied THAT MUCH harder.

But to hell with could have's and what if's.


This is like the match point for a big long challenging yet wonderful match of badminton.

I am one point away winning.

If I do not use all my might now, then when?
( Wana wait until Malaysia snow, ka?)




Before you look at the picture below,
there are a few things that I would like to say.
Read what I have to say first, no cheating!

LOL.

1) Football issues and the stupid-he-wana-leave-United crap aside,
I am going to admit that I drool over Cristiano Ronaldo a lot.
Like any reasonable reasonable young lady, I think he is HOT.


2) I do not (I repeat, I DO NOT) favour him any better than the other United players.
I love them all the same.
I was a United fanatic wayyyyyyyy before I even know who he is.


3) The picture is for mere fun.
And hopefully some good laughs. I just have to share this with all of you.


Here it is..
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We made an eye-contact!
Eye-contact!
See it??

HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

:)


Just in case you haven't noticed, I always make stupid faces when I take pictures.


I smile a lot in pictures too of course, but I also make cranky stick-tongue-out-eyes-go-inside-out-cheeks-blown-out-of-proportion facial expressions.

It's like, my hobby.

And I think it's a fun hobby.

You should try it!

Birthday lurve!

My dear dear friend, Jonathan Lim..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

As of the 14th September,
you are as old as the rest of the Leng-Chiaos!




I wish you all the love that you can get in the world, and more.


Thanks for being the amazing person that you are.
We adore you oh-very-much!

Have a splendid 21st!
MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH!

We lost :(

Liverpool 2 - 1 Manchester United.

Yes, United lost.

I was so so sad after the match ok :(


We lost. They won.
Not going to give excuses.
The better team did win.

Sir Alex Ferguson says it best.

Here's what I got from Manutd.com

*****

Sir Alex Ferguson admitted Liverpool deserved to win the game at Anfield because United failed to cope with their physical approach.

In a subdued post-match interview, Ferguson accepted the Reds were second best and was unhappy with the way his side conceded both goals in the 2-1 defeat.

My overall view of the match is that Liverpool were the far better team,
the United manager told.

“They tackled us, got about us and harassed us, forcing us to make mistakes, and we didn’t cope with that well. That was the source of our defeat.”

*****


:(

I've said it many times but I will say it again, losing makes me love the team more. Really :)

With that said, United will bounce back.



P.S: Singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" eh, Liverpool fans?

I'D RATHER WALK ALONE, ok!

You can stand under my umbrella

I did what I always do everyday,
I picked up today's paper, and I read it.

The front page.

WTFFFFF!

Gets on the every single nerve of my body.

Whatever happened to our country's system.
Is there even a just law nowadays?


Hmmph.


On a much happier note, tonight's going to be a bash for me! :D

There is the get-together with some SGGS friends.
Whee!

And of course, there is the Liverpool vs United game in between!
Let's teach the Scousers a lesson!

:)

The rush!

August Rush.

Have you watched it?
Have you?

I just watched it!
I did!

I watched it!

I was watching it!

I watched it just now!

I just did!


:)
:)
:)


I love, I love, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!


P.S: Jonathan-oh-my-heart-is-melting-again-Rhys-Meyers stars in this movie!
His eyes. His voice. His stare. I am so having a crush on him.
I may be 21, but I am very much 16 at heart!!! Damn.

Pimp my pimples!

Pimples.
They like to be funny and pop out in the most strategic spots.


Like, right in the middle of my cheek.
Or right above my lips.

(Attention-seeking pimples!)

Sometimes, they try to be VERY funny. So they emerge on BOTH spots.

Like now.

Two cute pimples manifesting on my face.
Enjoying themselves. As if they are on a weekend getaway to Tioman.

Heh.

Just hope they don't try to be SUPER very funny and make a debut on my NOSE!

Tioman is good enough, they can just dream on about going to Maldives ok!


LOL!




Footie!


This coming weekend, the 13th of September,
United will be playing against Liverpool in Anfield.

Matches against Liverpool have always been the fixtures that any football fan would naturally anticipate.

The passion, the emotion, the fervency, the appetite,
the intensity, the devotion.

You get them all in games like these.

Some History lessons for you :

The last eight fixtures between United and Liverpool.

United 2-1 Liverpool
Liverpool 0-1 United
Liverpool 0-0 United
United 1-0 Liverpool
United 2
-0 Liverpool

Liverpool 0-1 United
Liverpool 0-1 United

United 3
-0 Liverpool



See, United won seven out of the last eight.
And drew one. Lost ZERO :)
So as far as statistics are concerned, I am a little relieved.

But then, anything and everything can happen.
Statistics are always going to be mere numbers.

Nothing is to be taken for granted. Nothing have ever been taken for granted, anyway.

I am eager to see how United's line-up will be like this Saturday.
Will it be like this?

-----------Van Der Sar-----------
----Brown--Rio--Vidic--Evra------

-------------Carrick-------------
------Fletcher---Scholes-------

----Tevez------------Rooney----
------------Berbatov------------


I am no wizard when it comes to technicalities of the game, but I do know that some of United's players are injured.

And injuries are damned.
Options are narrowed.
Never a good thing.

We'll see.



So.
This Saturday.
You know what I will be doing.

And if you see me the following day talking with a sexily husky but almost non-existent voice, you don't have to ask.

It is almost definitely due to the unavoidable excessive cheering/jumping/shouting.

Happy Birthday!


Happy 21st Birthday, my dearest Sabrina Foo!

Lotsa love from Penang!

Yum.

Look at that naughty little big grin!

Is there any hotline that I can conveniently call at any time
to order
a deliciously hot Jonathan Rhys Meyers ?

And he will be sent to me in a huge gift box wrapped
in a pink and red
wrapping paper with heart shape designs.


:)
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Do let me know.
Thanks.


The yellow bus

I want to go back to school.

The red prefect-skirt which I am pretty sure won't fit my waist now.

The not-so-white Bata canvas school shoes.

The half-done Physics reports.
(Dunno how to do! So, last minute copy Mei Ying's!)

The 20 cents Soya Bean drink.
(20 cents ok!! If now got 20 cents soya bean, cows will fly and I will have boobs as big as Pamela ok!)

The boring Pendidikan Moral lessons.

The even more boring Add Maths lessons.

The fun.
The innocence.
The not-so-innocent.
The games.
The laughs.
The people.

The freaking everything.

That five years. Pretty f*cking fantastic.

You get the point. LOL.

I want to go back.

Well, I don't really want to go back. I just want to go back.
You know what I mean? Eh?

If you do, you'll know life is not the same without the NON-air conditioned yellow school bus.

HA HA!

Here are two of the most popular lawyer jokes I found on the Internet.

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1) A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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2) One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.

"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.

"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"

"Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.

They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."

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You think they are funny?
Well here's another one.
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3) What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers
don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. ...



HA HA HA.

King Of Rock!

I love Elvis Presley.

Love his songs.
Love his voice.

:)

Some of his songs that I just heart are as follows:

1) Suspicious Minds
2) Are You Lonesome Tonight
3) I can't Help Falling In Love With You
4) It's Now Or Never
5) Jailhouse Rock
6) Blue Suede Shoes

Go listen to his songs now.

Just google one of the above.
Or watch the videos in Youtube like I just did.

Go.

You are in for good good music.

Lipstick!

I crave for a new lipstick.

Bold red.
Light pink.
Soft orange with glitters. Without glitters.

Any colour.

Any lipstick.

Any brand.

I just crave for a new one.

I know.

It's kinda weird. For me at least.

Because when I crave for something,
it's usually shoes and mostly food.

But never make-ups. What more lipstick.
(Does a person even ever crave for new make-ups?)

I do not even put on my lipstick every day.


I do only when I go for wedding dinners. Or parties.
Or when I am in the mood.


Haha.

But truth is, I do not need a new one.

I have at least four already.

Yeah.

I definitely do not need a new one.
(Until I get my salary that is)

A new member to the family!

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, United's latest signing....
DIMITAR BERBATOV!

Finally, he is here!
The Bulgarian international signed a
four-year contract with United.
After all the speculations and shit rumours which got me
sick in the head, the contract has been signed, sealed and delivered.

The nail-biting battle with the closing date of the transfer window.
The need of a striker to front United's line-up.

The wait is over.

And you,
buckle your seat belt and get ready for the most
palatable and exquisite attacking line-up you can ever asked for.

Plus with an equally charming midfield and of course,
backed by a mighty, puissant no-nonsense defence.

Ahh.. you get Manchester United.
You get captivating football.

Think about it.
Rooney, Tevez, Ronaldo and Berbatov.
Four of the world's best attacking players in our hands.

Ahh.. footgasm!
(LOLLL. The high I get from watching United play,
seeing them score, loving them more)

But is it really possible to fit all four into the same team at the same time?

Sir Alex might do the rotating system? And put only three at once?

It does not really matter.
Sir Alex will do what he does best.


What awaits me is a hell lot of excellent and mouth-watering football.

Imagine this,
Scholes, Giggs or Carrick delivering accurately beautiful passes and penetrations to the front,
where some of Planet Earth's best stikers will be waiting.

The league is as tough as ever and this new addition to the United squad
certainly is for the better!

Welcome to the family, Berbatovvvvvvvvvvvvv!


I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Pick-up lines make me laugh.

They are ridiculous, lame, absurd and inane.
(Sometimes a little smart. But those are extremely rare)

They are funny nonetheless.

So annoyingly funny I laugh at them a lot.


I give out a loud ridiculous HAHAHAHAHAHA which is followed by
a few uncontrolled super-embarrassing snorts or grunts.

Yeah.

But before you think pick-up line are used AT ME...?

NO. NO NO NO.

In fact, I don't remember that last time I get them.

Nah.
I am hardly the hottest girl in the room.

I do not have asses that stop the traffic. Duh!

Well, I obviously do have asses.
I have big asses actually.
They are just heavy.

They do not attract pick-up lines.

Well, okay.
Enough of those.

Point is, I just want to share some of the
pick-up lines I find most foolish but also amusing!
Enjoy!

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1) Hi, my name is Justin. Just in credible.


2) Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?


3) Hey babe, can I have your number?
I think they look better in my pocket than in your head.


4) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?


5) Do you raise chicken? Coz you certainly raised my cock!

(Number 5 makes me puke and laugh the hardest)

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And I found from the internet some interesting ways
for women to respond to pick-up lines too! Funny!


1) Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Oh really? If I could, I would put F and U together.

2) Guy : Does beauty runs in your family?
Girl : Obviously not in yours!

3) Guy:So baby, your place or mine?
Girl: Both. I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours.

4) Guy: What is it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Girl: What is it like being the biggest liar on Earth?

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LOL!!!

:D

Ahh.. Is it hot in here? Or it is just you? ;)